We've put the Wit into Twitter. Or is that Twit? Check out our musings on Twitter. You can find us under Twitchraccoon. Most of our followers are Call Girls or Viagra companies, so it would be good to get some new buddies!

Our plans for global domination are coming on apace.  We have now opened offices in Chicago. 100 floors of office space dedicated to Roadkill proliferation and innovation rise above the city. We have solved the local economic problems too, employing 200 squirrels, 100 raccoons and countless moose. Or is that meese?

After months of talks with Hollywood agents, it has been confirmed that Tom Cruise will play the voice of Puddle the Vole, in the next Roadkill Toys viral advert. He's currently preparing for the role, using his latest method acting techniques: lying on the tarmac of a busy dual carriageway and getting juggernauts to run over him. He's also swapped his normal diet of placenta and afterbirth, for a more vole-oriented diet of seeds and berries.

Some say it with a rose. Others with a box of chocolates. And others with a bloody piece of roadkill.  Show your dearest how much you love them. Give them a Pop the Weasel Door Wedge this Valentine's. Who said romance was dead? It's not. It's very much half-dead and twitching.

Roadkill Sales Manager. We're on the lookout for a UK-based (preferably London) Sales Manager to spread roadkill joy, and to help us fulfill our dream of putting a roadkill toy on every mantelpiece in the world. The candidate will need to be a whizz at sales, marketing and admin. There will be a competitive salary and a good bonus scheme for the right person. If you think you've got what it takes, send us your CV with a small paragraph saying why you'd like to work for us to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it