|Roadkill for Hallowe'en|
It has been said that on All Hallow's E'en ghosts of Roadkill victims rise from their roadside graves and seek out the Nissans and Volvos that mowed them down. Ghostly spectres of flattened shrews and squished moles stalk the A roads and B roads of Britain, terrorising drivers. Effective amulets against such an ungodly curse are our very own roadkill teddies: Twitch, Grind and Splodge. Stick them on your dashboard to ward off the evil, fluffy spirits.