Last night I appeared on Dragon's Den. Watching Theo Paphitis and his cronies curl their lips and furrow their brows at my cute cuddly toys, I suddenly got the idea for a Roadkill Dragon. Maybe they would have parted with their ill-gotten cash for that. That said, it was all play-acting. The Dragons actually really liked the product. Each of them asked to take one home with them after the show. I even made out personalised toe tags for them. One was run over by Theo Paphitis's Lear Jet, another was squished by Peter Jones' limo.