I thought I'd get a bigger bite of the cherry on Dragons Den. Still I suppose I got 90 seconds of fame, rather than 15. A bit more than Jade Goody. The Dragons thought the roadkill teddies were too edgy for them. They thought they'd upset people. They still wanted to take one home with them though. The cheeky blighters. Anyway, it wasn't as scary as I'd thought. Standing in front of those Dragons I had a moment of clarity. All my fears dropped away... especially when I saw Theo Paphitis' comb over. And I managed to weather Peter Jones' protracted joke, about me being a geeky manchild, still living at home with his parents, tucked under his Thomas the Tank Engine duvet.