|A stiff drink|
I've had requests and ideas from lots of people for Roadkill Products. Aussies want roadkill possums. Russians want roadkill bears. The Chinese want roadkill Tibetans. And the US want roadkill armadillos. I'm trying my best to satisfy everyone (apart from the Chinese). But in the meantime you'll have to make do with our latest Roadkill Character: Splodge the Hedgehog.