|Destroyer of Badgers|
Gordon Brown has recently been outed as a badger baiter. He is part of a clandestine sect that sets out to run over as many badgers in Britain as possible- according to the Worcestershire Badger Society. Sources suggest that the amount of badgers he has run over is in the 1000s. And countless squirrels too. The Worcestershire Badger Society suggest their are some other high profile characters in this shady sect, such as Amy Winehouse and Paul Daniels.