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Tuesday, 03 November 2009

Pheww!!!!Things are a bit hectic here at Roadkill at the moment. We've got the Pop the Weasel door wedges limping off the ship in two weeks time. We've got the Roadkill Christmas Cards printing as we speak. And we're just about to launch a Roadkill You Tube channel, showcasing the two viral films we've done. Phew!! It's a good job christmas comes but once a year.

Roadkill Christmas Cards
Thursday, 29 October 2009

Merry creuughghghhhh!!!!!Bored of christmas cards with little, tweeting Robins? Or gaudy, effeminate kings on camels? Or mangers with gormless animals gathered around? To bring a bit of festive cheer, here at Roadkill we're designing some alternative chrimbo cards. There are two designs: a splatted Rudolph, and a Roadkill-crazed Santa. The cards will be sold in packs of 10 in our shop. Place them around your Christmas crib or in your twinkly christmas tree. They'll brighten up even the dullest festive occasion.

Roadkill for Hallowe'en
Tuesday, 06 October 2009

Ooowww-woooohhhh!!!!It has been said that on All Hallow's E'en ghosts of Roadkill victims rise from their roadside graves and seek out the Nissans and Volvos that mowed them down. Ghostly spectres of flattened shrews and squished moles stalk the A roads and B roads of Britain, terrorising drivers. Effective amulets against such an ungodly curse are our very own roadkill teddies: Twitch, Grind and Splodge. Stick them on your dashboard to ward off the evil, fluffy spirits. 

Roadkill Fanmail
Sunday, 27 September 2009

Come off it.I get a lot of fanmail from fellow roadkill enthusiasts. Unfortunately, you'll be surprised to hear, there are some that just don't get it. Some people think my humourous, cartoon creations are undermining the very fabric of society. Some people think that my plush cuddly teddies are opening the very gates of Hades. Some people think my stuffed toys are inexorably pushing innocent souls into the all-consuming fires of hell. Some people just don't get it. 

Another 15 Seconds
Sunday, 13 September 2009

Splatch!!!!!I'm appearing on Dragon's Den tonight with Twitch, Grind and Splodge. Safety in numbers, I'm hoping. I'm also hoping it won't be such a cursory glance at the joys and wonders of Roadkill as it was last time. Fingers crossed!

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