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Happy New Year.
Monday, 04 January 2010

Splutff!!Happy New Year. For most people 2010 is the year of the Tiger. But for us it is the year of the squashed Vole. For Puddle the Vole is the next of our cute characters to pop his head over the parapet. He will be coming in the form of a keyring. So every time you start your car, you will be sure to have one thing on your mind. Squashing the bejesus out of feckless, furry animals.

Xmas Post
Thursday, 17 December 2009

O come all ye faithfarrgggghhhh!!!Hark! What's that wheezing, gasping, blubbery sound approaching from round the corner? It's Santa. Santa's going to be doing his last rounds next wednesday, 23rd. If you want to deliver a bit of Christmas Cheer, to put a grimace on a loved one's face, and give a kidling a present they will never forget, then now's the time. Don't miss the sleigh.

A morbid friend
Sunday, 22 November 2009

Screeacchhh!!!!Here's a good site a Roadkill friend has posted. A little bit darker than our cutesy stuffed toys, but still a bit of fun...

On your marks, get set, go!
Sunday, 22 November 2009

Scatchapppaapppaa!!!1For those eagle-eyed roadkill enthusiasts, you'll notice we've added Pop the Weasel Door Wedge to our shop section. As from tomorrow morning you'll be able to purchase Pop. But only if you're quick as greased lightning. At the moment we only have 200 limited edition in stock. So flex your fingers, and get ready to click.

Roadkill Petition
Sunday, 08 November 2009

Grunch!!We recently came across a petition against the Roadkill Toys website and products. It currently has 24 very liberal people backing it. I assume that they have petitioned every porn website, every bestiality website, every obscene, violent, abusive, scatalogical website out there, before they turned their righteous indignation against a website that sells cuddly, humourous, stuffed toys. Maybe they've also petitioned against Tom and Jerry, The Simpsons, and South Park. Then again... I doubt it.

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