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Saturday, 07 April 2012 |
 Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. The day when someone very special rose from
the dead. Grind the Rabbit. You can't keep the Easter bunny down for
long. Having met with a head on collision with an 18 wheel juggernaut,
while doing his Easter egg rounds, Grind is now back from the dead. We
scraped him off the tarmac, fluffed him up, gave him a nice body bag to
keep him fresh and maggot-free, and stuck him on our Roadkill shelves.
So, instead of giving your loved ones buckets of chocolate this
weekend, why don't you give them a squashed bag of fur.
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Tuesday, 27 December 2011 |
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 Merry Christmas, Fellow Roadkill enthusiasts. Next Year is the Chinese Year of the squashed rat. To mark this propitious year, we will be bringing you lots of Roadkill joy and innovations. Splodge the Hedgehog will be back by popular demand. And Puddle the Vole will be making his first appearance. We will be endeavouring to bring you computer games, cartoons and many other Roadkill bits and bobs. Roadkill's job is never done.
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Monday, 24 October 2011 |
 You don't have to believe in ghosts to believe in things that go bump in the night. You just have to stand beside a dual carriageway and hear furry fauna get dragged unceremoniously underneath speeding cars. Yes, if you want gore and blood, switch off your Eli Roth gorefests and go out and purchase a Roadkill Toy. The best bloody Halloween gift you can get.
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Monday, 24 October 2011 |
 All PR is good PR. FHM recently voted on the worst ever Dragon's Den products. Roadkill Toys came top of the list! That's much better than coming second. Or fourth. I'm not sure what their criteria for judging were, but I think they hit on something. You either love Roadkill Toys or you don't. Like any good idea, there's no room for occupying the middle ground. Or the middle of the road.
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Sunday, 22 May 2011 |
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On 15th August, Smudge the Squirrel nibbled his last nut. Shortly thereafter he was flattened by a landing B52 bomber at Brize Norton airbase. He was best known for his stirling work in the Forestry Commission. He leaves all his worldly chattels, including his collection of acorns, to Skid the Badger. His father Xerxes the Squirrel, is holding a short service at St John the Baptist, Burford. You can pay your respects there... or on www.roadkilltoys.com where his remains will be sold as the next designer squash-plush teddy. Look out for Smudge in early July.
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