Why waste good roadkill, when you can dine on roadkill a l'orange?

Ingredients

Roadkill Squirrel or Vole (with tyremarks left on), 1oz butter, 1 large orange, 100ml red wine, 100ml fresh orange juice, 50 ml squirrel stock, 1 tbs of honey.

Gordon Brown has recently been outed as a badger baiter. He is part of a clandestine sect that sets out to run over as many badgers in Britain as possible- according to the Worcestershire Badger Society. Sources suggest that the amount of badgers he has run over is in the 1000s. And countless squirrels too. The Worcestershire Badger Society suggest their are some other high profile characters in this shady sect, such as Amy Winehouse and Paul Daniels. 

It's an interesting thought. Do roadkill ghosts stalk the highways and byways of our countryside? Here at Roadkill Toys we would like to hear if you are currently haunted by a roadkill squirrel, or a roadkill vole. Have you recently runover a hedgehog or stoat and are now inexplicably haunted by small furry ghosts? Do you find ethereal rabbit droppings on your porch? Do you sometimes catch a glimpse of a pale, spooky badger in your bathroom mirror? Do you wake up with a spectral weasel sitting on top of you and crushing your chest?

Friday 13th. Unlucky for some. Especially Splodge the Hedgehog. I saw the latest sample of Splodge today. He's been splatted totally flat. His blood and guts are spilling out. His eye is popping out. He's a spikey mess. It's not a good day for Splodge. Splodge is off now for a few more changes, but very soon he should be arriving on Roadkill's shelves. Lucky, lucky you!

I'm expecting the delivery of a beautiful, bouncing, roadkill squirrel. I saw the first sample of Smudge the Squirrel yesterday. A new squash-plush teddy! He's following closely in the blood-soaked footprints of Splodge the Hedgehog. Smudge  is a red squirrel, although  it is quite hard to be totally sure of that in his currently mangled state.