Fresh Roadkill. Come and get it! Grind has finally arrived in our shop. He's still nice and fresh and maggot-free. Like his buddy Twitch, he comes in a body bag. And the first 1000 Grinds are limited edition. Each one has a personalised toe tag, handwritten by me. And soon Grind will be joined by his other buddies, Smudge the Squirrel and Spodge the Hedgehog. So visit our shop, and say hello to Grind.

Two new roadkill characters are on their way. Yesterday I saw the first sample of Splodge the Hedgehog. He's seen better days, the poor, spikey little beggar. But we thought he looked lovely. He's undergoing a few minor alterations, before he joins his buddies Grind and Twitch. And tomorrow, I'm going to be getting up especially early to wait for the first post. Because Smudge the Squirrel should be getting shovelled through the letter box.

Ouch! My tendons! I've just finished doing all the toe tags for our new friend Grind the Rabbit. And after having joked about getting tendonitis, I've now got it. 1000 toe tags is a lot of writing! I'm now resting my left hand in a bowl of luke warm water. I think next time, I might get the squirrel interns to do all the tags. They're much quicker, and have a bit more patience than I do.

Grind the Rabbit is nearly with us. We had a bit of trouble scraping him off the road. And we also encountered problems getting Gerald Rabbit, his father, to sign the release papers. But now that's all done, we're expecting Grind to be joining Twitch on our shop shelves over the next two weeks. We're really happy with Grind. We think he's a great example to all aspiring roadkill out there.

Twitch has just been seen splatted all over the TV. Last week he was on the Jonathan Ross show. Just before Jonathan Ross chatted to Goldie Hawn, Twitch was pulled out from under the desk. Wossy then had a quick chat about Twitch, likening his bloodshot eye to Pete Doherty. Goldie Hawn had a hard act to follow after that. I bet she never thought she'd be upstaged by a Roadkill Raccoon.