Limited Edtion Twitch is no more! Yes, the honeymoon period's over. Due to unforeseen demand, the handwritten toe tags have run out. But in their place we have the lovely typewritten toe tags. If we're being honest, they're probably a bit more authentic toe tag. They're typewritten in the wee hours at the Coroner's Office in Pancake City. Deirdre the office clerk studiously types most of them. But on her days off, she hands over the reins to Harold. He's a little slower, due to his Repetitive Strain Injury.

A little reminder: it's Mother's Day. Mother's Day is coming up on 2nd March. Stick it in your diary. I usually send my mum a bunch of flowers and a nice card. But this year is different. This year you could show your mum you really care. Send her a Roadkill Teddy! Flowers wilt, and chocolates get eaten. But a Roadkill Teddy is the gift that keeps on giving.

A new addition to the Roadkill family. Grind the Rabbit is currently in production. He's been delayed a bit, because of Squirrel New Year. For two weeks every year around this time, squirrel workers traditionally down tools and go back to visit their families. But as from next week they're back at work, fully refreshed and raring to put the finishing touches to new Roadkill Teddy.

Happy Valentine's Day from the Roadkill Posse. Valentine's Day is traditionally the time of year when people's thoughts invariably turn to Roadkill. There's nothing like giving someone you really love a squashed toy.

I've just come back from the Toy Fair in London. For toy geeks and vinyl psychos it's terrific. Every kind of toy in every category is shaking its tush there. And lots of big, balding kids wandering around licking their lips. For the designer toy enthusiasts it left a bit to be desired. There were the odd stalwarts, like the Qee figures, and Jouma bears. But apart from that, it left me feeling a bit flat. That's why I took along some Roadkill products to spice things up!