Meet Splodge the Hedgehog. As from today, Splodge joins Twitch and Grind in the hallowed halls of Roadkill. Never has there been a cuter bit of roadkill. Not since the Model- T Ford ran over Buster Keaton's gerbil.

Splodge's family have finally given their consent for him to be sold as roadkill in our little shop. And how proud are they. Splodge comes in a body bag. He has a toe tag. And this time round he also has a death certificate signed by a real doctor, and a bumper sticker proclaiming 'I love Roadkill'. Splodge had a good life. But he's going to have an even better death.