So you’ve decided to buy your very own Roadkill teddy. Well, you’ll be pleased to know it’s dead easy. Even a squashed gerbil could do it. We accept all forms of payment: credit cards, debit cards, Paypal funds, eCheck. We even accept peanuts… if you’re a squirrel.

For now we’re trying to keep our distribution quite small and intimate. We’ve offered a select group of retailers exclusivity for a certain period of time. We want to establish a cult following, before releasing our Roadkill Teddy onto the unsuspecting public. After all, not everyone has the stomach for such a product.

So, you think you’re Big Man? You think you’re Tough Guy? Your name Mr. T? You think your website can stomach selling our Roadkill stuff?

Perhaps you want to have Roadkill products splashed all over your shelves, or perhaps you’ve already been hoiking Roadkill wares and you want to order a few more. Well read on for our policies about selling instore.

We realise that roadkilltoys.com and our grown-up toy range might not be to everyone’s taste, so in the spirit of openness and freedom of speech we are setting aside this little corner of our website for little people to share their worries and concerns.

Maybe you think you could make better products. Maybe you’d like to see a Roadkill duvet, or a Roadkill ironing board. Well, we’re big men here. We can take it. Use this area to send us your ideas, and we’ll help make them a reality. Maybe.