We've just finished making a new Roadkill advert for You Tube. Our first ad looks tame in comparison to this new one. This one will make Freddy Krueger's toes curl. It will make Jason curl up into a ball and call for his mummy. It will make Beelzebub suck his comfort blanket.

Our new advert involves a little boy, a rabbit, and a motorway. I think you can work out what happens next. But don't worry, no rabbits were harmed in the making of the ad. The only thing that got harmed was my sense of self-esteem and well-being. The new roadkill ad was filmed by Fraser Jamieson, and the press ads were shot by Dylan Collard.