It's nearly election time. And there's only one party that will fight for the rights of squished voles and badgers up and down the country. There's only one party that will stop David Cameron's promise to personally kill every shrew in the country. The Roadkill Party. We're campaigning for more pedestrian crossings for rabbits, an outright ban on Robin Reliants, better pensions for widowed squirrels, and high visibility jackets for every weasel in the land. Put your cross where it counts. The Roadkill Party.