After months of talks with Hollywood agents, it has been confirmed that Tom Cruise will play the voice of Puddle the Vole, in the next Roadkill Toys viral advert. He's currently preparing for the role, using his latest method acting techniques: lying on the tarmac of a busy dual carriageway and getting juggernauts to run over him. He's also swapped his normal diet of placenta and afterbirth, for a more vole-oriented diet of seeds and berries.