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Don’t listen to all those nay-sayers, those tut-tutters, and those people from the Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Teddies. You’ll soon be the proud owner of one Squash-plush toy. You’ve just got to buy it. But if you follow your nose, you can’t go wrong.

At we use Paypal for all transactions. It seems to be the most commonly used system on the net. Ebay owns it, for Peter’s sake, so it must be good. With Paypal you can pay safely across the internet on your PC or Mac.

So, the first thing to do is go to our Shop section. Initially we’ve only got one product ready to ship. The Twitch raccoon teddy. So select the desired product to view. You’ll then see an ‘add to cart’ button. Click on this. It will add the item to your shopping cart.

Once you’ve had your fill of shopping, you click ‘show cart’ in the left column of the page, click 'checkout' and fill in your order and delivery details. For final stage, you are then transferred to the secure payment facility, and you then complete your transaction via Paypal.

You don't need a Paypal account, and you can pay with Paypal funds, credit card or eCheck using this facility... And if you’re a squirrel we’ll even accept peanuts, (The current rate of exchange is 2000 peanuts to every pound).

Once you’ve ordered your product, you will receive details of your order via email. And then your order will be despatched within 1-2 days of receipt by Royal Mail. If you’re an early bird, and we receive your order by 10am, then we’ll despatch your product that very same day. Even if you sneak your order in by 9.59 and 59 seconds am.

So. Nice doing business with you.