What payment system do you folks use?

We use Paypal. It seems to be the most commonly used system on the net. Ebay own it, for Peter’s sake. It’s quick, easy and secure.

What methods of payment are available to me?

You can pay with Paypal funds, credit card, debit card or eCheck using Paypal. You can even pay by peanuts… if you’re a squirrel.

Are there many ways that I can pay?

With Paypal you can pay safely across the internet on your PC or Mac.

How do I order and then pay?

Go to our shop section. Then select the Roadkill product that takes your fancy. Click on the Roadkill product to view. You’ll see an ‘add to cart’ button. Click this. It will add that item to your shopping cart.

Once you’ve had your fill of shopping, you click ‘show cart’ in the left column of the page, click 'checkout' and fill in your order and delivery details. For final stage, you are then transferred to the secure payment facility, and you then complete your transaction via Paypal.

You don't need a Paypal account, and you can pay with Paypal funds, credit card or eCheck using this facility.

Do you accept favours as payment?

What kind of favours are we talking about? Are you suggesting something unethical. Why really! we’re good Quaker folks here. We won’t entertain any of those goings ons, you shameless harlot.

You can pick up dead hedgehogs right off the road. Why should I pay for your Roadkill teddy?

Well, Roadkill teddies are more hygienic for one. And they keep for a lot longer than real roadkill. Besides real roadkill isn’t funny. You may start losing friends if you keep dead animals around your home.